Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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