Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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