Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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