Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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