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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?

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(308): View more from Nebraska

i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience

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(207): View more from Maine

we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else

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(586): View more from Michigan

I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows

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