dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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