We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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