Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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