Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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