D3 body, D1 cock
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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