VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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