dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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