question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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