Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You work out of a Hotel?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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