yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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