I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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