we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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