You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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