Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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