And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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