not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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