Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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