Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Randomize
