Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
