Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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