Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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