I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
