Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
