Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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