GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
