I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
