We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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