She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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