Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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