Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize