fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think a kid would responsible me up
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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