i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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