I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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