He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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