He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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