How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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