they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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