just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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