he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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