We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I had to cum in my sink.
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