There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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