with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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