he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Randomize
