woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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