we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize
