Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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