Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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