Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
how do flat chested girls get laid?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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