I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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