am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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