Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so let's talk penis.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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