My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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